I'm the Poop

ThisAsianChick

comedycentral:

Shoot for the Moon. Even if you miss, you’ll land among the stars.

Shoot for the pool. Even if you miss, you’ll land on Tosh.0 explaining all the injuries you sustained shooting for that pool.

Click here to watch a sneak peek.

sabrielwinchester:

docproto:

pureorangeness:

racheltheprincessa:

dathomo:

storyofanawesomeguy:

distraction:


aw there’s a girl proposing to a guy in the bathroom!

how sweet

I’m sure she is getting all choked up

It’s such big news it must be hard to swallow!

Such a big surprise , might not be able to wrap her head around it

sucks that this happens in a lousy public bathroom. let’s not blow it out of proportions.

That girl is sucking a penis.

woA H now let’s not jump to conclusions 

sabrielwinchester:

docproto:

pureorangeness:

racheltheprincessa:

dathomo:

storyofanawesomeguy:

distraction:

aw there’s a girl proposing to a guy in the bathroom!

how sweet

I’m sure she is getting all choked up

It’s such big news it must be hard to swallow!

Such a big surprise , might not be able to wrap her head around it

sucks that this happens in a lousy public bathroom. let’s not blow it out of proportions.

That girl is sucking a penis.

woA H now let’s not jump to conclusions 

(Source: dutchster, via funniestshit)

croutoncat:

people who randomly decide to compliment you are so important

(via hermitxd)